{"id":12420,"date":"2012-08-23T14:44:16","date_gmt":"2012-08-23T21:44:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/redeeminggod.com\/?p=12420"},"modified":"2013-04-05T11:04:19","modified_gmt":"2013-04-05T19:04:19","slug":"first-day-on-the-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redeeminggod.com\/first-day-on-the-water\/","title":{"rendered":"My First Day on the Water"},"content":{"rendered":"

Below is an excerpt from a book I’m writing called Adventures in Fishing (for Men)<\/a><\/em>. The book is a satirical allegory about Christian attempts at world evangelism.<\/p>\n

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We men know how to fish. It\u2019s in our blood. It\u2019s instinctive. I\u2019m like a king fisher, out here\u2026fishing. I could give lessons on fishing. I could start a fishing club. Maybe someday I will. Once I become famous for my fishing prowess, fisherman from all over the world will come to me wanting to learn how to fish.<\/p>\n

I wasn\u2019t a pro when I started. I made some mistakes. But I learned from them. Experience is the best teacher, after all. And now I am a professional. I am going to start catching lots of fish now.<\/p>\n

\u201cHey there neighbor!\u201d<\/p>\n

Great. My pesky, know-it-all neighbor thinks he\u2019s so smart. Yesterday, he told me that in order to catch fish, I had to put my boat in the water. Like I didn\u2019t know that. But today I had nothing to fear: I had my boat in the water. \u00a0I proudly pointed out this fact to him. \u201cLook! I\u2019ve got my boat in the water!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYes. Yes, you do.\u201d The words came slowly out of his mouth. What a dimwit. \u201cAnd, uh, you bought a pool too, I see.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"fishingWhy is this guy always criticizing me about how much money I spend? I\u2019m the one trying to catch fish, and fishing is expensive. Besides, it was his idea to put the boat in the water.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, duh!\u201d I tried to say it nicely, but it\u2019s hard to be nice to someone who always puts you down. \u201cI had to put the boat in the water, and this was the best way to do it.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHmmm\u2026\u201d He was clearly trying to decide what to say next.<\/p>\n

Maybe I should ask him to help pay for my pool, since it was his idea. If he did, I suppose I could give him a fish or two when I caught them. No. They were my fish. Then it hit me. \u201cHey, you want to get in? You can fish with me!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNo. I don\u2019t think we\u2019ll catch any fish out of your pool.\u201d He spoke cautiously, as though he was wary of my crushing intellect.<\/p>\n

I laughed. \u201cYesterday you say I need to put my boat in the water, and today you say I don\u2019t. You need to be more consistent. This is why you lost your wife.\u201d I probably shouldn\u2019t have said that last part. But it was true. If he treated his wife the way he treated me, it is no wonder they split up. Sometimes, people just need to be told the truth. And besides, I said it with love. You can say things like that if you say it with love.<\/p>\n

But he didn\u2019t seem appreciate my advice. Oh well, people need the truth, whether they like it or not. I was about to say this to him, when he spoke. His voice was calm and measured, but I sensed some seething rage beneath the surface.<\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t ever talk to me about my wife again. You don\u2019t know anything about it.\u201d I was about to correct him on that, but he continued speaking, and I didn\u2019t want to interrupt. Interrupting is rude. \u201cAnd when I told you to put your boat in the water, I didn\u2019t mean a pool. Look down in the water. Do you see any fish? If you look through your stack of magazines there, you won\u2019t see anyone fishing in a swimming pool. Fish live in lakes and rivers. If you want to catch fish, you have to go where the fish are. You gotta put your boat in a lake or a river.\u201d He turned away and walked off.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, you should be more specific!\u201d I yelled after him. \u201cAnd besides, I knew that I wasn\u2019t going to catch fish in a pool. I\u2019m just testing the boat for leaks!\u201d<\/p>\n

Did you want to learn about evangelism through humor?<\/h2>\r\n\"Adventures<\/a>Join my discipleship group and take the course which is related to this book.<\/a>\r\n\r\nWhen you take this course, you will also gain background information about each chapter in the book, as well as some discussion questions to help you think through the content of the chapters. \r\n\r\nIf you just want to buy the book, you can get it on Amazon here<\/a>.\r\n\r\n\n
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In my quest to become the world’s greatest fisherman, I finally put my boat on the water. When Fishing for Men, where should we go for evangelism? 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