{"id":34619,"date":"2014-03-23T04:00:22","date_gmt":"2014-03-23T12:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/redeeminggod.com\/?p=34619"},"modified":"2014-03-29T08:01:23","modified_gmt":"2014-03-29T16:01:23","slug":"this-makes-me-want-to-become-a-catholic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redeeminggod.com\/this-makes-me-want-to-become-a-catholic\/","title":{"rendered":"This makes me want to become a Catholic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>UPDATE: <\/strong>One of the commenters pointed out that this is an internet prank. Check the comments below for a link which explains more.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes we &#8220;Protestants&#8221; take our theology WAY too seriously. I laughed and laughed at the following pictures because the Catholic responses are perfect every single time &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-34620\" alt=\"All dogs go to heaven\" src=\"https:\/\/redeeminggod.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/abolutely-perfect_o_176188.jpg\" height=\"2550\" width=\"395\"><\/p>\n<p>I especially smiled at the first Presbyterian sign where they concluded with &#8220;&#8230; Read the Bible.&#8221; I get comments like this on my blog all the time from people who seem to assume that just because I believe something they don&#8217;t, it must be that I haven&#8217;t read the Bible &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I would love to hang out with the priest of that Catholic church &#8230; but the Presbyterian one? Not so much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a funny church signboard war between a Catholic and Presbyterian church about dogs going to heaven. The Catholic responses are perfect. We &#8220;Protestants&#8221; sometimes take our theology way to seriously. 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