{"id":37014,"date":"2014-10-05T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-05T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/redeeminggod.com\/?p=37014"},"modified":"2014-10-04T17:35:05","modified_gmt":"2014-10-05T01:35:05","slug":"how-to-gird-up-your-loins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redeeminggod.com\/how-to-gird-up-your-loins\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Gird Up Your Loins (In Case You Ever Wondered)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this on the internet this week, and thought it was kind of funny&#8230; but also informative. 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