{"id":39542,"date":"2015-09-10T08:00:54","date_gmt":"2015-09-10T15:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/redeeminggod.com\/?p=39542"},"modified":"2017-10-24T14:15:40","modified_gmt":"2017-10-24T21:15:40","slug":"parable-oysters-ballerinas-theology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redeeminggod.com\/parable-oysters-ballerinas-theology\/","title":{"rendered":"A theological parable about oysters and ballerinas from Robert Farrar Capon"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some like to say that theology is the queen of the sciences. But I am beginning to think theology is not so much a science as it is a form of entertainment.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I mean, don’t these guys look like a barrel of laughs?<\/p>\n

\"theologians\"<\/p>\n

Seriously though, we theologians often take ourselves way too seriously.<\/p>\n

But if historical theology and church tradition teach us anything at all, it is that many of the ideas we have held to most dearly have been the same ideas that have cost the church and the world most dearly.<\/p>\n

So let all the shouting, yelling, and finger pointing cease. Let us all sit down and take a deep breath. Let us loosen our ties and untuck our shirts. Let us relaaax.<\/p>\n

\"JesusThen, let someone stand up and tell us a joke. Or a story.<\/p>\n

Then let us all start laughing more, and not just laughing, but laughing at ourselves. Let us remember how ludicrous our carefully packaged systems of theology really are.<\/p>\n

When we teach and write about theology, we know next to nothing regarding the topic about which we speak, but we speak about it as if we know everything.<\/p>\n

If you cannot laugh at your own hubris when you teach theology, you should not be teaching theology.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If God truly is as infinite as we claim, then all the compiled knowledge and ideas about God are nothing more than a speck of insight compared to the infinity of God. Yet we speak with such certainty and arrogance, as if we have all knowledge of God.<\/p>\n

I am reminded of a parable about theology from Robert Farrar Capon in his book, Hunting the Divine Fox<\/em><\/a>. Here it is for your enjoyment:<\/p>\n

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Once upon a time, in the mud at the bottom of a tidal pool, there lived an oyster. By oyster\u2019s standards, he had a good life: the sea water was clean, and full of plankton, and the green warmth of the light at low tide made him grow and prosper.<\/p>\n

\"oyster\"Next to him lived a stone with whom he sometimes talked. It was very much the same size, shape and color as he, and was good, if undemanding, company. As a matter of fact, their conversations gave the oyster a definite feeling of superiority. He loved to dwell at length on the differences that underlay their apparent similarity. Rocks, he would say, are merely mineral. Oysters may be mineral on the outside; but inside, they are bona fide members of the animal kingdom.<\/p>\n

One day, however the stone surprised him by coming up with a rejoinder. It pointed out that there were nonetheless some advantages to being further down the evolutionary scale. Rocks have fewer enemies than oysters. Starfish and oyster drills, it observed, were no threat to stones; to the oyster they were a matter of life and death. Furthermore, the stone told him, it was getting just a little tired of being put down by an oyster with airs. He might get a lesson in humility if he would listen to some of the things the starfish say about oysters — things which the oyster never heard because he was too busy being mortally afraid, but which the stone heard regularly, and with amusement.<\/p>\n

\"starfish\"Starfish, it seems, have a very low opinion of oysters. They eat them, but they always refer to them as \u2018nothing more than a rock with a stomach.\u2019 In fact, what passes as starfish humor\u2026invariably has to do with how stupid it is to be an animal and not be able to move about. The worst thing one starfish can call another is \u2018sessile creature.\u2019<\/p>\n

The oyster terminated the discussion huffily and went into a state of profound depression. To have everything he had been so proud of become the butt of underwater ethnic wisecracks made life not worth living. Existence, he concluded, was nothing but a cruel joke. All the faith he once had in a grand design of the evolutionary scheme forsook him. Better to believe in nothing than dignify this farce of a world with its pretensions of order. He became an anti-evolutionist, and stopped saying his prayers.<\/p>\n

For a while, righteous indignation made the losing of his religion rather fun, as it always does; but as summer wore on into fall and the water began its slow progress to winter\u2019s cold, he became merely sour- angry at the universe, but even more angry at himself for having let it turn him into a grouch. Finally, in desperation, he decided he would pray once again; but this time with a difference. No more mumbling of set pieties. He saw himself as a Job among oysters; he would open his shell and curse his day.<\/p>\n

And the oyster spoke and said, \u201cLet the day perish wherein I was spawned, and the night in which it was said, A seed oyster has appeared. Why is light given to him that is in misery, and life to the bitter in soul? Why do I live my days in doubt and darkness? O, that one would hear me, and tell me openly of the glories above. Behold, my desire is, that the Almighty would answer me.\u201d<\/p>\n

And, to his utter astonishment, a voice said, \u201cAll right, all right. But I have to make it short. It\u2019s Friday afternoon.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s all true. There are things you never even dreamed of. All kinds of stuff. And with moves you couldn\u2019t imagine if you tried. As a matter of fact, that\u2019s your problem. There you sit with a rock on one side and a starfish on the other. My apologies. It\u2019s a limited field of vision, I admit, but in the evolutionary scale business, you\u2019ve got to put a lot of things near the bottom. Spoils the effect if you don\u2019t.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnyways, the moves. I\u2019ll tell you a few. Basketball. College basketball, especially. The best ones are so flashy, they make you laugh for not being able to believe the guy actually made the shot. And squirrels going through trees. One of my best effects. You know the last time a squirrel missed his footing? I keep track of such things. It was May 3rd 1438. Definitely a record.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd it\u2019s not all slapdash, either. I\u2019ve got creatures so graceful, they almost break your heart. When it comes to exquisite moves, my favorite maybe is girls\u2019 knees. Lovely. Some people think that\u2019s a funny thing to get excited about, but in my line of work, there\u2019s no substitute for enthusiasm.<\/p>\n

\"ballerina\u201cSeriously. If you take the knee thing and really go all the way with it, you get my absolute favorite for loveliness, a prima ballerina. Talk about moves. It\u2019s like Ernie DiGregorio, Marcel Marceau, and Squirrel Nutkin all rolled together- but as a girl, which makes it that much better. Terrific.<\/p>\n

\u201cListen, though. It\u2019s almost sundown, and I have to set a good example. As I said, your basic problem is your point of view. There really are all these great moves, but you unfortunately don\u2019t know from motion. If you\u2019re going into business as the world\u2019s first philosophical oyster, its o.k. by me. But just so you shouldn\u2019t get it all wrong, I\u2019ll give you one piece of advice: Think very carefully. Remember that all this stuff really is, but it can\u2019t possibly be the way you think. Or, to turn it around: The way you think about things will never be exactly the same as the way they are. But enough. I really have to run. Mazel tov<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n

And with that, the voice ceased and the oyster was left alone with his thoughts. He felt both humbler and more elated than ever before. He resolved to philosophize no matter what the difficulties, and, in order to make the best use of the voice\u2019s advice, he decided to put himself into a methodical frame of mind. What follows is a transcript of his train of thought.<\/p>\n

1. There is motion. I, as an oyster, can distinguish two sorts. The first is being moved<\/em> (e.g., both the stone and myself can be moved by oystermen). The second is moving<\/em> on one’s own. The stone cannot do this at all. I can move the part of myself within my shell, but I cannot move my whole self from place to place. The starfish can move from place to place.<\/p>\n

2. The voice was quite clear on the existence of more mobile creatures than the starfish. Let me see what I can say about the prima ballerina:<\/p>\n

Starfish move; ballerinas move.<\/span>
\nStarfish attack oysters.<\/span>
\nCan starfish attack ballerinas?<\/span><\/p>\n

This is problematical. Perhaps a tentative solution would be that since the ballerina\u2019s motion is apparently far more eminent than the starfish\u2019s, a ballerina would invariably move in such a way as to avoid starfish. There are unresolved difficulties, however:<\/p>\n

a. I do not know whether starfish and ballerinas occupy the same medium.<\/span>
\nb. I do not know whether starfish have any interest in attacking ballerinas.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"oyster<\/p>\n

3. Let me begin again:<\/p>\n

Starfish move; ballerinas move.<\/span>
\nStarfish are deadly to oysters.<\/span>
\nAre ballerinas deadly to oysters?<\/span><\/p>\n

One line of approach would seem to be that, since the voice says that ballerinas are his absolute favorite for loveliness, and since loveliness and deadliness do not seem to be compatible, the ballerina cannot be deadly to the oyster. (This depends, of course, on what is meant by loveliness and deadliness. It also might depend on whether a ballerina’s possible deadliness to the oyster proceeds out of her nature, as the starfish\u2019s does, or out of some accidental or acquired taste, as it were. If the latter were true, then it might be that not every ballerina is deadly to oysters.) In any case, there is not enough evidence to resolve the question.<\/p>\n

4. Even though the voice\u2019s enthusiasm for the world of higher motion seems to have suspended my own doubts, it is disturbing to think how easily a skeptical oyster could argue from all this that ballerinas do not exist, but rather are nothing more than a distracting hypothesis invented by oysters who cannot face the grimness of existence without flinching.<\/p>\n

5. Tentatively, I shall list the following as the chief properties of the prima ballerina:<\/p>\n

a. Mobility (like the starfish\u2019s, but better.<\/span>
\nb. Invulnerability to starfish (likely).<\/span>
\nc. Loveliness (on faith).<\/span>
\nd. Deadliness (possible, but not certain).<\/span><\/p>\n

There is a good deal unresolved here. Perhaps it would be useful to consider next what ballerinas are for. This is fascinating but tiring. At least, though, the seawater seems refreshing again.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I love this parable from Robert Farrar Capon (and everything he writes<\/a>) for it perfectly represents human theology.<\/p>\n

We are the oyster. The Bible is God\u2019s revelation to us about ballerinas. And our theology is like the oyster\u2019s methodical philosophizing about the nature and character of ballerinas.<\/p>\n

This is why we must never take our theology too seriously. Sure, it is enjoyable. It can be fun. It is a healthy pastime. It can even be entertaining.<\/p>\n

\"wrongBut we must remember that this is all<\/em> theology is. Some people play basketball. Some people plant gardens. Some people watch TV. Some people discuss God.<\/p>\n

As soon as we begin to think that we have figured out God and the mysteries of the universe, we are just like this oyster who thinks he has figured out a few things about ballerinas, but really, knows absolutely nothing about them.<\/p>\n

When we approach theology this way, theology can be an enjoyable pursuit, and even a healthy pastime. But as soon as we take our methodical philosophizing too seriously and start demanding that everyone else agree with what we have figure out about God, well, that’s when theology is not longer healthy, good, or enjoyable.<\/p>\n

So do you like theology? Great! So do I. Let’s talk about ballerina knees a bit.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We theologians often take ourselves way too seriously.<\/p>\n

But if historical theology and church tradition teach us anything at all, it is that many of the ideas we have held to most dearly have been the same ideas that have cost the church and the world most dearly.<\/p>\n

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