Good morning! It’s good to be in the house of the Lord! Amen? (Audience: Amen!)<\/p>\n
I’m Brother Bob! Wasn’t that song by Sister Mary just beautiful? Bless your heart, Sister Mary!<\/p>\n
This morning, I’ve got a Word from the Lord for you. But before we get to that, I just want to say this: God is Good? (Audience: All the time!) All the time? (Audience: God is good!) Amen. Amen.<\/p>\n
Can I get an Amen? (Audience: Amen!)<\/p>\n
I am really excited about what the Lord has laid on my heart to share with you today. God just touched my Spirit this week, and I know that the Spirit is moving in this place today, and what I share with you is going to help you press in to God this week. Amen? Hallelujah!<\/p>\n
What God wants you to do is just let go and let God. Whatever you’re facing in life, always remember that Jesus saves. That issue you are facing? That trouble, that trial? It’s covered in the blood! You’re covered in the blood. We’re all covered in the blood!<\/p>\n
Can I get an amen? (Audience: Amen! Hallelujah!)<\/p>\n
Now I got a Bible verse I’m gonna preach from today. But before I read it to you, I want to remind you that the Bible is the Word of God, and whatever it says, we can trust it. Remember, if the Bible says it, I believe it, and that settles it.<\/p>\n
Amen? Amen and Amen.<\/p>\n
This past week I was walking through town, and I passed Brother Jim back there – everybody turn around and say hello to brother Jim! (Audience: Hello Brother Jim!) – you know, Brother Jim’s been having a real hard time in life, and I told him I would lift him up in prayer, and I would invite all of you to lift him up in prayer as well – just pray that God will remind him that he is covered in the blood and that no matter what he’s facing, Jesus saves and that he should just press in to God. Anyway, I was talking with Brother Jim, and hearing about his problems, and right at that moment, the Lord gave me a Word to share with Brother Jim, and after I shared it with him, I realized God wanted me to share this word with all of you as well, and it comes from a verse in the Bible.<\/p>\n
Let’s turn to [Fill in the blank here for ANY verse in the entire Bible] and read it.<\/p>\n
[The speaker then reads a random verse.]<\/p>\n
Now what we see here is that God is speaking to us, and this is His very word, and we know that if God says it, it can be trusted, and we can believe it.<\/p>\n
[The sermon goes on from here, basically repeating everything that has already been said.]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Now, did the pastor actually say anything? Nope. He didn’t say a single thing. Go back and read it and see if you can figure out what he is saying.<\/p>\n
A REAL Blog Post I Discovered:<\/h2>\n As I was searching for images for my blog post above, I came across the following blog post from another blogger. Go ahead and read it, and when you are done ask yourself, “What exactly did I just read? What was the message? What did I learn? What should I do? How can I put this into practice?”<\/p>\n
I\u2019m dressed in red today. On fire for the Lord; covered by the blood of Jesus. God, you can do anything but fail. Your purpose will prevail.<\/p>\n
The minute your feet hit the ground the devil\u2019s rehearsing your past. Looking for anything to distract God\u2019s purpose. Look to God on purpose.<\/p>\n
The devil can do nothing to you without God\u2019s permission. He won\u2019t win. He may come in like a flood. God will lift up a standard against him (Isaiah 59:19).<\/p>\n
When storms are raging around you and it seems nothing is working out, God is with you. He will calm the seas. He\u2019ll make everything alright.<\/p>\n
Be encouraged. You\u2019re covered by the blood. Put on the whole armor of God. Don\u2019t look to the right or to the left. Look to the hills from whence cometh your help.<\/p>\n
No matter what comes today, glorify God in it. He\u2019s able to do exceedingly abundantly above all that you can ask or think (Ephesians 3:20). Pray without ceasing. Walk by faith.<\/p>\n
Devil you\u2019ve been served notice today. God will have his way. No weapon formed against us shall prosper. Every assignment has been cancelled. It\u2019s already done. We\u2019re returning everything you sent signed, sealed, and undelivered! We are covered by the blood. In the name of Jesus. Glory. Hallelujah!<\/p>\n
Be blessed!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I read through several other blog posts on the blog that this one came from, and found that every single one of them was just like the one above. In fact, as I read, I discovered about 200 more Christian Clich\u00e9s that lots of Christians say but which are completely meaningless. Here are some more\u00a0I found on the site:<\/p>\n
\nGod is Working Things Out in Your Favor<\/li>\n God Will Never Leave You Where He Found You<\/li>\n Don’t Fit In; Stand Out!<\/li>\n Preparation Before Elevation<\/li>\n Your Breakthrough is Coming!<\/li>\n New Year; New You!<\/li>\n New Levels; New Devils<\/li>\n By His Stripes, You are Healed!<\/li>\n You Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens You<\/li>\n No Weapon Formed Against You Shall Prosper<\/li>\n Don’t Fight the Battle You’ve Already Won<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nYes, I know that some of these statements come directly from Scripture. But when we just quote them without thinking about them and do not really understand what these statements mean, even Bible verses can become Christian\u00a0Clich\u00e9s.<\/p>\n
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Why do Christians use Christian Clich\u00e9s<\/h2>\n There are a couple reasons Christians talk this way.<\/p>\n
First, Christians talk this way because … well, because Christians talk this way. There is no other reason. Nobody in real life talks this way, and the only reason some Christians talk this way is because they spend a lot of time with each other and learn the Christian lingo so that everybody talks this way.<\/p>\n
Second, Christians talk this way because it makes us sound spiritual. Christian clich\u00e9s make us sound like we know what we’re talking about even when we don’t, they make us sound like we care even when we don’t, they make us sound like we understand Scripture even when we don’t.<\/p>\n
I have heard clich\u00e9 sermons like the one above where the pastor says absolutely nothing for 30 minutes, but because he got the audience to shout “Amen! Hallelujah!” a lot, they walk out of the building thinking that they just heard a really great sermon.<\/p>\n
The thing is, outside of Christian circles, talking this way just makes people think we’re crazy. It makes people think we’re shallow and empty. That we don’t have anything to say. They hear us talk this way and all they do is roll their eyes.<\/p>\n
So give up on clich\u00e9 Christianity, and start living real life with real people as we have real conversations using real words about real issues. Can I get an Amen?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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