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One blog I read is really more of a comic strip. It’s ASBO Jesus<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Sometimes the comic is not really even a comic. Here is a post from a few years ago that I thought was insightful. It assumes that God does not attend church, and records the reasons He gives…<\/p>\n

\"Why<\/p>\n

What do you think? Anybody in agreement with God here? Do you think God “attends church”? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One blog I read is really more of a comic strip. It’s ASBO Jesus. Here’s one from a few years ago. Does God attend church? 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