{"id":71,"date":"2007-10-03T21:45:32","date_gmt":"2007-10-04T04:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/redeeminggod.com\/?p=71"},"modified":"2017-06-10T16:51:37","modified_gmt":"2017-06-10T23:51:37","slug":"the-mom-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redeeminggod.com\/the-mom-song\/","title":{"rendered":"The Mom Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-7735\" title=\"Full Time Mom\" src=\"https:\/\/redeeminggod.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/Full-Time-Mom-200x125.jpg\" alt=\"The Mom Song\" width=\"200\" height=\"125\" srcset=\"https:\/\/redeeminggod.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/Full-Time-Mom-200x125.jpg 200w, https:\/\/redeeminggod.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/Full-Time-Mom.jpg 283w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/>My wife Wendy\u00a0has decided to play this song for our three girls every morning, just so she gets it all out of the way in 2 minutes and 55 seconds.<\/p>\n<p>If you are a mother, have a mother, or know a mother, you will laugh!<\/p>\n<p>The lyrics are included below the video.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Mom Song with lyrics\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CXgoJ0f5EsQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lyrics:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Get up now<br \/>\nGet up now<br \/>\nGet up out of bed<br \/>\nWash your face<br \/>\nBrush your teeth<br \/>\nComb your sleepyhead<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s your clothes and your shoes<br \/>\nHear the words I said<br \/>\nGet up now! Get up and make your bed<br \/>\nAre you hot? Are you cold?<br \/>\nAre you wearing that?<br \/>\nWhere&#8217;s your books and your lunch and your homework at?<br \/>\nGrab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t forget! You gotta feed the cat<br \/>\nEat your breakfast, the experts tell us it&#8217;s the most important meal of all<br \/>\nTake your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall<br \/>\nPlease remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t shovel<br \/>\nChew slowly<br \/>\nBut hurry<br \/>\nThe bus is here<br \/>\nBe careful<br \/>\nCome back here<br \/>\nDid you wash behind your ears?<br \/>\nPlay outside, don&#8217;t play rough, will you just play fair?<br \/>\nBe polite, make a friend, don&#8217;t forget to share<br \/>\nWork it out, wait your turn, never take a dare<br \/>\nGet along! Don&#8217;t make me come down there<br \/>\nClean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away<br \/>\nMake your bed, do it now, do we have all day?<br \/>\nWere you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?<br \/>\nCan you even hear a word I say?<br \/>\nAnswer the phone! Get off the phone!<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table<br \/>\nNo more computer time tonight!<br \/>\nYour iPod&#8217;s my iPod if you don&#8217;t listen up<br \/>\nWhere are you going and with whom and what time do you think you&#8217;re coming home?<br \/>\nSaying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll appreciate my wisdom someday when you&#8217;re older and you&#8217;re grown<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t wait till you have a couple little children of your own<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly<br \/>\nBut right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me<br \/>\nClose your mouth when you chew, would appreciate<br \/>\nTake a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate<br \/>\nUse your fork, do not burp or I&#8217;ll set you straight<br \/>\nEat the food I put upon your plate<br \/>\nGet an A, get the door, don&#8217;t get smart with me<br \/>\nGet a grip, get in here, I&#8217;ll count to three<br \/>\nGet a job, get a life, get a PHD<br \/>\nGet a dose of,<br \/>\n&#8220;I don&#8217;t care who started it!<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re grounded until you&#8217;re 36&#8221;<br \/>\nGet your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven&#8217;s sake<br \/>\nAnd if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?<br \/>\nIf I&#8217;ve said it once, I&#8217;ve said at least a thousand times before<br \/>\nThat you&#8217;re too old to act this way<br \/>\nIt must be your father&#8217;s DNA<br \/>\nLook at me when I am talking<br \/>\nStand up straighter when you walk<br \/>\nA place for everything and everything must be in place<br \/>\nStop crying or I&#8217;ll give you something real to cry about<br \/>\nOh!<br \/>\nBrush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on<br \/>\nGet in bed, get a help, say a prayer with mom<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t forget, I love you<br \/>\nAnd tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom&#8217;s work never ends<br \/>\nYou 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