Why I Want to Move to Canada

I bought some coffee from McDonald’s the other day. It was $1 for a large coffee. You can’t beat that.

Except there was one problem.

It was lukewarm.

I like cold coffee (black, with no ice) and I like hot coffee (black and piping hot), but I cannot stand lukewarm coffee. I want to spew it out of my mouth. I don’t though. I drink it…but I don’t like it.

Whenever I drink lukewarm coffee, I mutter a little “imprecatory Psalm” (Christian lingo for “curse”) under my breath toward Stella Liebeck, who sued McDonald’s after she spilled coffee on herself while driving in her car.

So anyway, I laughed and laughed when I recently saw a picture of this coffee cup:

Yep. Just another reason to love our neighbors to the north!

Hmmmm… now that I think about it, Stella Liebeck has ruined hot coffee for millions of coffee drinkers. I wonder if all of us could sue her?

I have often though that all of us who are affected by higher taxes and higher prices due to frivolous lawsuits should band together and sue the people and the lawyers who file frivolous lawsuits.

Anybody with me?