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Christianese – Learn the Christian Lingo

By Jeremy Myers
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Christianese – Learn the Christian Lingo

We Christians have our own language. Some call it Christianese. Others call it just plain creepy.

Christianese lingo

God is Redeeming Church Bible & Theology Topics: Christian lingo, Christianese, humor, laugh a little

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  1. Viki Wieland Manera says

    May 24, 2015 at 10:45 am

    These make me wince…

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  2. John Evans says

    May 24, 2015 at 1:15 pm

    Jeremy, you can switch “Fellowship” with basically any verb describing you and your friends.

    Me and my buddies Fellowship (watch football) every Sunday evening.

    I went and Fellowshipped (ate a meal) with my pal.

    This will give you instant street-cred with the entire Christian community, and you’ll sound more spiritual too… (Vomit!)

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  3. Matthew Richardson says

    May 24, 2015 at 1:22 pm

    I’d say the artwork in these is creepy. But you make a good point. How can we ‘witness’ to others if they can’t understand what we are saying. I suspect some use Christianese because it makes them feel special, somehow better than others. This is a case of simple arrogance.

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    • Jeremy Myers says

      May 25, 2015 at 9:30 pm

      Yeah, the artwork is probably more creepy than the lingo itself… Ha!

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  4. Shirl Powell says

    May 24, 2015 at 11:36 pm

    I am “delivered” from speaking like this … lol Yes I spoke in this language once but realized how much of a turn off it was after a long period of not using it!

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    • Jeremy Myers says

      May 25, 2015 at 9:30 pm

      You’ve been saved from Christian lingo! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  5. Ruth Kenward says

    May 25, 2015 at 1:42 am

    #Cringe…

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  6. Mike Reynolds says

    May 26, 2015 at 1:17 pm

    Ouch! I felt my flesh burning with that rebuke! Christian lingo is so deep in me even after reading the cartoon I still had the idea of flesh burning and rebuke. May Jesus deliver us all from the Christian lingo that is confusing to most normal people.

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  7. Tony says

    May 29, 2015 at 1:47 am

    Yeah, crazy isn’t it? So many of these phrases have an emetic effect on me ๐Ÿ˜‰

    However, I’ll still go with ‘minister’ and ‘anointing’ because to me these are still real, and I use them in real situations with real people, real anointing and real ministry.

    Now, you can all go be sick if you like ๐Ÿ˜€

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  8. Janis says

    June 3, 2015 at 8:16 pm

    Instead of saying “My life really stinks these days”, you say “I’m going through a season of trials”.

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