Thank You, Mothers!
How to Know You Are Ready to be a Mother
Happy Mother’s Day!
If you are not a mother (I’m looking at all you men, and all you young women), here is a test you can take to see if you could be a mother.
As for all you mother’s, thank you, thank you, thank you for being such great mothers, and somehow, getting through the tough years of being a mother.
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Happy Mother’s Day
I want to wish Happy Mother’s Day to all of the women in our lives. Thank you for your self-sacrificing service, your unfailing love, and your patience toward all your children, both those who are growing and grown.
I know that for my own sake, I would not be who I am today if it were not for my wife and for my mother. My mother raised and trained me to be who I am.
My wife, Wendy, has loved me and stuck with me through some very hard times. She is constantly my biggest fan and greatest source of love and encouragement. I thank God every day for my wife when I see how my three girls are growing up into beautiful, godly, young ladies.
Make sure you give the honor to your mother and the mother of your children that they deserve.
The Mom Song
My wife Wendy has decided to play this song for our three girls every morning, just so she gets it all out of the way in 2 minutes and 55 seconds.
If you are a mother, have a mother, or know a mother, you will laugh!
The lyrics are included below the video.
Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here’s your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where’s your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don’t forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it’s the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don’t forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
The bus is here
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don’t play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don’t forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don’t make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don’t sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod’s my iPod if you don’t listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you’re coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You’ll appreciate my wisdom someday when you’re older and you’re grown
Can’t wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You’ll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I’ll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don’t get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I’ll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
“I don’t care who started it!
You’re grounded until you’re 36”
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven’s sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said at least a thousand times before
That you’re too old to act this way
It must be your father’s DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I’ll give you something real to cry about
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get a help, say a prayer with mom
Don’t forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom’s work never ends
You don’t need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I’m the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!