I have certainย Bible teachersย that I listen to all the time, some for the content, some for their style and delivery. Recently, I foundย one whoย has it all. His sermon is 27 minutes long, and is on YouTube for you to view.
After watching this video, you will see that Seminary was a complete waste of time. If you want to preach, all you need to remember is these seven things:
- (Mis)read several Bible verses.
- Say “Glory be to God Hallelujah” a lot.
- Speak in tongues when you get tongue-tied.
- Tell Satan to get behind you.
- Wave your arms.
- Tell people rock music will damn their souls to hell.
- Tell people they’re going to hell if they don’t tithe.
If you ever wonder why many people think church is just a religious circus, it because of preachers like this.
I shouldn’t be too hard on the guy though… It’s his first time preaching after all…
My first sermon was terrible as well. It was awful. I was about 14 and I preached to a group of inmates at the Montana State Prison. I remember thinking afterwards, “Let me out of here before they kill me!” I don’t remember what I said, but it was so bad, no one even tried to tell me “Good sermon” afterwards.







There are few (if any) accounts of a monologue sermon where one person gets up, and teaches for 30 minutes or an hour, and then sits down. “Preaching” in Paul’s day was closer to what we would think of as “Teaching.” There was frequent interaction between the main teacher and the students.
Part of this is because too many pastors get their sermons from a can, and present them to a sitting, smiling, and nodding audience (maybe they’re nodding off). Adding more stories and jokes is not going to help. It may help people pay attention, but keeping their attention is not the same thing as making disciples. Some have tried shorter sermons, while others go for longer sermons. Some go for topical series, while others do “exposition.”

Ok. So why is the pastor the one who gets to use the majority of the church service using his gift, and why is preaching the best way to use the gift of teaching?